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Holidays:
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."Art:
"I've never believed in God, but I believe in Picasso."--Diego Rivera ... more about art
Dogs:
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."--Joe Weinstein ... more
Honesty:
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."--Groucho Marx ... more
Sex:
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."--Billy Crystal ... more
Drinking:
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."--W.C. Fields ... more
Kids:
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."--John Wilmot ... more
Youth:
"I am not young enough to know everything."--Oscar Wilde ... more
The sayings of T. Boone Pickens:
"A fool with a plan can outsmart a genius with no plan."... more from oilman T. Boone Pickens