What they say about drinking

"Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes a lifetime."
      --anonymous

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
      --W.C. Fields

"You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
      --Frank Zappa

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
      --Ernest Hemmingway

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
      --Winston Churchill

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
      --Catherine Zandonella

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Winston Churchill's reply: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
      --Oscar Wilde

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
      --Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
      --Dave Barry

"I drink to make other people interesting."
      --George Jean Nathan

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
      --Dean Martin