A few words about ... ahem!... sex
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.